Monday, July 13, 2009

Job Description

WANTED

People to work long hours with frequent mandatory overtime. Few holidays and weekends off. Must be able to keep massive amounts of paperwork up to date while making split-second, life or death decisions.

Must be immune to verbal abuse and able to neutralize occasional physical assaults. Must display patience, kindness, understanding, and caring even when your personal life is coming apart at the seams.

Must show no aversion to blood, vomit, oozing infections, or human body wastes. Salary in no way commensurates with knowledge and ability. Only those interested in dealing with depressing situations on a daily basis need apply.

1 comment:

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