A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

I thought I'd take a little break from saving the world today and tell you a story about something that happened to me recently. Well, I've probably told most of you this story, but I think the pictures really add something to it. So, here we go.

Oh! Look at the pretty ostrich! Let's stop to get a closer look!


Um...why is the ostrich running at us like that?


MAKE IT STOP! *frantic reversing* The ostrich is pecking my car!! AHHHH!


The aftermath says it all. Ostriches do, in fact, damage your car.